fauxcializing

The act of socializing with others through the computer, as opposed to seeing them face to face.

Christian spends so much time fauxcializing on facebook that he hardly ever comes out for drinks anymore.

by Brendan Medina May 28, 2008

fauxchambeau

Much like rochambeau except the person who kicks first then immediately concedes the contest so that he doesn't have to get kicked in the nuts.

warning: if you fauxchambeau someone you should expect a return kick to your nuts when you least expect it.

Dude 1: Hey I'll rochambeau you for that last slice of pizza
Dude 2: Ok

Dude 1 kicks Dude 2 in the balls

Dude 2: uggghhh... my turn
Dude 1: nah, I'm full anyway, I just wanted to kick you in the nuts
Dude 2: oh man thats a total fauxchambeau, you better not sleep tonight

by eJrock February 17, 2009

fauxhawk

see also: David Beckham.

I got bored and made a shampoo fauxhawk. Then I peed in my shower.

by Lolacita November 27, 2003

fauxcation line

When a guy tells a girl that he's taking the summer off from working with some company, when he is actually unemployed.

Duder 1: "What did you tell that fine bitch at the club last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude I told her I was taking the summer off from MS."

Duder 1: "Wow dude, you gave her the old fauxcation line? Damn, you better hope she doesn't find out your ass in unemployed and broke son!"

by westfalia December 22, 2009

fauxhawk

A variation of the "Mohawk" hair style. Hair is worm longer down the middle of the head and ussually spiked with gel. Contrary to the traditional "Mohawk" style, hair is not shaved completely on the sides of the head.

AKA: Fohawk

Barber: How would you like your hair cut?
Customer: I'd like a mohawk, but I don't think my boss would let me keep my job.
Barber: Have you given any thought to a fauxhawk?
Customer: That's a great idea, lets go for it!

by JitterBob February 7, 2009

fauxcabulary

n. Vocabulary people use to try to put on an image or sound smart. For example, people referring to Nitrous Oxide as 'NOS', which is just flat out wrong.

Can also refer to words which sound like they have meaning, but don't.

Kevin, enough will your bullshit fauxcabulary. I know you know nothing about topic of discussion.

by 175623226 December 24, 2006

Fauxcial

A fake social networking friend. Someone who adds you as a friend whom you have never met.

Dudelarse, I'm not going to add him as a friend. I don't like have any fauxcials.

by lallydoodle October 3, 2008