I took a few lessons from Jim in fauxductivity. Now every time I leave my cube I carry important looking papers.
by Glassman October 9, 2008
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Poor Katy. She got ripped off by some dodgy street dealer who sold her $200 worth of fauxcaine. Everyone was so pissed - and now all I can smell is baking soda.
by Tom Terranova September 25, 2007
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when the front of a building (let's say usually an apartment complex or a house that is now a rental property) is designed to look imposing or grand when viewed head on, but when viewed critically the rest of the building doesn't live up to the first impression.
Sure, the place I thought about renting had a nice fauxcade with decorative window guards, brickwork, flashy cornices, and elaborate drainspouts, but the sides of the place were covered in cheap, cracked vinyl siding.
by endtime34 April 18, 2010
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Get the fauxdemic mug.fauxcoming (noun) - an outing where one gets ready for a dance, homecoming in particular, by dressing up, taking pictures, eating dinner, and so on. But does not attend the dance, and instead has a WAY better night.
On the night of the high school homecoming dance, the girls dressed up, took pictures, ate dinner, and went bowling all together creating a wonderful fauxcoming.
by Fauxcomer September 11, 2011
Get the fauxcoming mug.A fauxdultress is a female, usually young, who will pretend to have a boyfriend in an attempt to add mystique to her persona and to lure young men who are enticed by stealing a taken woman. Her native habitat is a bar, usually a small one where the drinks are cheap and men are plenty. She will find any way to meet guys. Most likely though, the fauxdultress will turn to her closest friends. A fauxdultress never fails to get some kind of being with a pulse in her bed.
Look at that girl in the corner with the floral print, tight-fitting dress and black pumps staring down all the business school students with receding hairlines. She is such a fauxdultress.
by FauxdultressAccomplice December 4, 2010
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by Brendan Medina May 28, 2008
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