(n) An individual who thinks too much of his or her accomplishments within the fantasy sports universe. Often, this individual will possess several "Runner Up" or "Good Sportsmanship" trophies. The verb form can be either "to faulk" or "to faulkenate".
Chris spent a lot of time bragging about his fantasy baseball team last year, but he ending up losing in the championship game. He's a faulkenator.
Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.
If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.
Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.
If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.
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Faulkenberry is the name of champions. "Fuckinberry": The common mispronunciation of such an amazing last name is out of jealousy...or simply because when with a Faulkenberry you will have a fucking-very amazing time.
verb
To Faulkenberry. The act of pwning.
Faulkenberry is the name of champions. "Fuckinberry": The common mispronunciation of such an amazing last name is out of jealousy...or simply because when with a Faulkenberry you will have a fucking-very amazing time.
verb
To Faulkenberry. The act of pwning.
Noun.
He: Did you see just see that smokin hot chick? Man she's amazing.
She: She must be a Faulkenberry.
Verb
He: Whoa, that guy just Faulkenberry-ed that dude. I wish I could do that, I mean that other guy went DOWN!
He: Did you see just see that smokin hot chick? Man she's amazing.
She: She must be a Faulkenberry.
Verb
He: Whoa, that guy just Faulkenberry-ed that dude. I wish I could do that, I mean that other guy went DOWN!
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come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)
Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)
Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news
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