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problem saturation

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.
"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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factuations

Factuations is that most certain of facts you can have. It could also be the answer “yes” to a question.
Lebron definitely traveled right?” “ Yeah man, Factuations.”
by Teddy🐻🐻 July 1, 2017
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Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.
I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there
by TooFingFunny May 10, 2018
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fasturbation

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation
by Dave Bose June 20, 2003
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self-flatulation

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009
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Premature X-Factulation

When you use your X-Factor way too early in a match in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.
Dude! What the hell was that? The match isn't even five seconds in and you already used your X-Factor? Talk about premature x-factulation!

Damn! I would have won that match but I premature x-factulated!
by Club Festin May 8, 2011
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Fasturbation

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.
Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...
by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011
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