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nocturnal flatulence

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.
My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.
by Satbandit April 30, 2010
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Flatulence hoe

a hood rat who farts during the act
Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!
by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009
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gasasstic flatulence

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”
by joseph blough March 25, 2022
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Flatulence

A very intelligent way of describing something very immature
The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest.
by nilethe146 August 9, 2015
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punctuation flatulence

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.
My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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phantom flatulence

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).
Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!
by jWizzle & jShizzle October 23, 2005
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haiku flatulence

Farts artfully expressed in a strict 5-7-5 haiku formation.
He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019
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