Fatifus

A nicer way to call someone fat

Bob- Whoa, did you see the new kid?
John- No, but I heard he was quite a fatifus.

by Jerry Zeng August 28, 2009

fatitude

(n.) The state of being fat and not caring.

Dang - that bitch just ate a whole pizza! She got some serious fatitude!

by FunkyB February 11, 2009

Fatitude

When a fat person has attitude.

OMG that big girl there has ''Fatitude''

by Bubbles Devere February 25, 2015

Fattus Maximus

One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.

Also sits around and eats KFC all day.

Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.

by WellFuckYouToo December 9, 2019

Fatitas

A banging pair of breasts (tits) that don't classify as they belong to a fat chick.

Jack: they're some banging fatitas you got there!
Charlotte: Whats fatitas?
Jack: Basically your fat but those titties make up for it!

by JRACEMB July 1, 2011

fatits

Breasts that are only as large as they are because the girl is overweight.

John: Dude, that girl has huge tits, they've gotta be like...DDs.
Mike: No, dude their fatits, if she was skinny, they'd be Bs max.

by aidaneric November 8, 2009

Fatitis

A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.

Tyler was diagnosed with Fatitis.

by Jack MeHoff November 13, 2003