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Facicide

The act of permanently deleting oneself from Facebook
When I heard George EFFING Bush had an account, a black hole of despair squeezed my beating heart still. I had to do it, facicide was the only solution.
by shaise malaise June 3, 2010
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Facticide

Killing a fact (distorting truth).
Saying G.W.Bush was smart is facticide.
Used to support false arguments.
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Feticide Offender

One of the evil-doers who murders our nation's children through fetal homicide.
After reform of the city's fetal homicide laws, a trio of ED-209's descend on Detroit's abortion clinics demanding that the feticide offenders surrender: "You are in violation of fetal homicide laws. Come out with your hands up. You have 20 seconds to comply." (followed by mechanical growl)
by jfraatz September 22, 2009
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faticize

Fantasizing about a fat person.
I always faticize about Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah locked in a sweet scissory embrace.
by Charlie the Tiger January 18, 2011
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Fanticide

The act of killing an imaginary friend, often commited by loners that have some form of mental problem. For example these people could be Sadists, Phycopaths, Paranoids or just plain crazy. Motives for this crime may be, the imaginary friend cheating on their imaginary girlfriend, the imaginary friend becoming a giant monster and eating you, the imaginary friend raping you ect...
"I'm arresting you under suspicion of fanticide"

"OMG!!! He just commited FANTICIDE!!!"

"Dont commit fanticide commit suicide"
by Jacob the ortistic horse March 27, 2009
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fagicide

Arisol can that emits spray that repels fags (gays)
"dude ima have to get some fagicide for this party man"
"man i need some fagiside"
"dont make me break out the fagicide"
by K.A.B. October 14, 2008
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fatccident

Un-noticed at first or accidental weight gain, which leads to your fatness preventing you from doing something
"Hey where's Dylan? This pool party is awesome!"
"He had a fatccident and couldn't do up his swimming shorts so he's not coming"
by deelun January 16, 2012
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