fatchelorette party

a bachelorette party in which all participants are obese and unattractive.

Hey man, wanna go to Jake Ivory's tonight?
NO WAY...there's always a fatchelorette party there!

by 520668 January 10, 2009

fatchim

Word used by players while kicking their friends asses while playing fighting games, such as SUPER SMASH BROS

While playing Super Smash Bros:
Yoshi attacks Link with the sword, the player controling yoshi yells FATCHIM, FATCHIM, FATCHIM

while the player controling link is like... omg LINK IS SHIT!!! i'll fatchim u with KIRBY next round!!!

by IST Game ASSOCIATION April 5, 2005

Fathiest

(fay thee ist) 1. A person who professes faith when in fact that faith does not exist in order to gain acceptance 2. to move covertly among a community of tight knit faith (such as Hasidic Jews or Mormons) for business purposes or for other personal gain. 3. A person who suddenly adopts a religion (temporarily) for the sake of a favorable outcome in a court proceeding.

Ex. 1, "She's not even Jewish at all, she just wants to hang around Favel's sisters, everyone knows she's a fathiest except for him."

Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"

Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."

by T.S.L. August 1, 2013

fatchick mode

A period of extremely prolonged undesired celibacy leading to impaired judgement (classic penis goggles syndrome) of potential mates that are quite overweight, such as someone with neckroles larger than your waistline.

Tom, "Ah man it must be the Irvine effect but I'm practically in fatchick mode."
Victor, "ah man that's terrible, but I guess you can tittyfuck her fat folds or something. Just squeeze the backfat together and you got yourself at least 3 more titties."

by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

Fatcher

Feeling catcher
A person who catches feelings very quickly

"That man is a proper fatcher"

by MR MC June 2, 2015

Fatchew

One who constanyly eats and dream about fridges. Usually called Matthew.

You're such a fat git, Fatchew!

by Clareol July 16, 2003

fatchin

Fah-Chin The act of pretending to watch television with your spouce when they are watching something you do not wish to watch.

"She had on american idol and when she asked me a question, i did not anwser and she said i was fatchin.

by James Freeman April 25, 2006