flustergated- Adj. the state of being where one is sexually frustrated. The absence of a productive and content sexuality or the absence of sex in ones life.
by lord azriel April 2, 2009
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When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.
Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.
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alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry
alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry
Ian: How is your boss treating you, son?
David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated
Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?
Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!
David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated
Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?
Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!
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