Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019

Fast Eddy

Fast Eddy is the greatest pool hustler ever as well as pool shark. He developed character after his girlfriend Sarah died and one night he couldve made $17000.

Fast Eddy shoots the eyes right off them balls

by Blake Landes April 8, 2006

fast eddie

The act of a female orally stimulating a males nipples while simultaneously manually stimulating his member, often resulting in a "fast" orgasm.

Yeah, I didn't realize it, but I'm into "fast eddies."

by derbyroller April 20, 2008

Fast Eddie Clarke

The origional guitar player for motorhead great guitar player and later started his own band called fastway obviously after his name

Fast Eddie Clarke is an underrated guitar player

by guitardude218 August 10, 2008

Fast Eddie

She will blow your mind and take your money, all while making you feel better about yourself.
After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective

Chump 1: I'm tired, I'm going home

Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room

Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3

by Willyc73 July 10, 2024

Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.

"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"

by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021