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Facebook Myth

Someone who is exceptionally good looking on Facebook or other social media websites. When you view them in person, they are quite the opposite.
Nick: "You see that dime update her new profile picture today?"

David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."

Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."
by Mitts the Tits October 18, 2012
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Facebook Maybe

Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.
Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"
by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016
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Facebook Live

The cringeworthy action someone takes when they believe their life is cooler than it really is.
Leah:"Yeah, I was really digging that guy"

Rae:"What happend?!"

Leah:"Facebook Live.."

Rae:*Cringe*
by Rae$ December 28, 2016
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faecesbook

Faecesbook serves many useful functions:

1) it allows people you don't give a rats ass about and wouldn't speak to if you passed them in the street the chance to bore you with every banal detail or their uneventful lives because both you and they have joined in some global "friends" arms races based on numbers of people you've clicked a link for but don't really know or care about

2) it allows you to make even more of a fool of yourself by posting updates and photos of all the oh so clever and funny stuff you did while blind drunk. The kind of thing you'd rather your parents/boss/colleagues/beloved aunt never knew about - except now they will, and probably before you've even came round, because you've "friended" them all on Faecesbook

3) it allows you to look really pathetic by updating your status to "in a relationship with someone I've actually spoke to in real life" after last night's drunken one-nighter only for them to publicly dump you before breakfast.

4) it allows Faecesbook to micro-examine the details of your life and sell all that information on to anyone willing to pay for it. Do you really like being marketed to? Tell Faecesbook what you had for breakfast!

5) it allows some frazzle haired dork who couldn't get laid at Harvard the chance to become a billionaire - and all off the information you so willingly hand over to his sprawling faeces-pumping empire.
Add me to the list of people you barely know on Faecesbook

Find me on Faecesbook

Add shit to my Faecesbook wall
by go-faecesbook-yourself November 6, 2011
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Facebook Mom

A facebook mom is usually a single middle aged parent that posts their whole life on facebook and talks to other single moms on facebook about their kids personal lives. Also a big believer in commenting on every post.
“My mom is such a Facebook Mom”
Ex: of what they comment⬇️
“LOL so funny 😆”

“Lovely photo of the kiddos 😉 Are you coming to the 🍷🍷🍷 mixer on Tuesday? #girlsnight #momlife #pta”
“aw my little emma got her period!!!! only 13! they grow up so fast!! ❤💖#momlife”
by ilikemen:) April 11, 2021
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facebook

A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard.
Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.
by j-rocka1337 July 10, 2010
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Facebook Attention Question

A question a person puts as their status they can easily find out by typing it in google, rather than wasting time and typing it in facebook and waiting for a reply, google does it in (0.06 seconds)
Facebook Attention Question Ex: Hey people, how do I make it so that it says where I'm at on here, you know, the locations thingy!?
by Facebook User34 January 18, 2011
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