farva

Someone who annoys people around them, invites themselves to events when not invited, cannot walk with a cast properly, and is unimaginably fat.

Man, look at that guy with the leg cast. He walks like a dumbass. He's such a farva

by Billy Jo March 11, 2005

farva

An officer of the law, who likes to indulge in mischief, usually without due regard for his fellow officers; especially at parties where he likes to consume alcohol to the point where he "thinks" he is funny and having a good time. This activity is always the opposite as he actually acts idiotic and gets into fights that he cannot win.

Hey Farva, you better stop that shit or you are going to get your ass kicked!

by Question Mark January 8, 2004

farva

highway patrol from vermont,f-in hilarious

"i dont want a large farva, i want a god damn litre of cola"
"license and registration, chicken f*cker"

by i am farva..hahaha October 29, 2003

large farva

A delicious soft-drink that most fast food restaurants do not usually sell. Fat fucks enjoy this beverage regularly.

Just order a large farva.
I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn leiteracola.

by Tom At Watkins August 19, 2006

Farva-ism

A short story or limerick, void of any discernible beginning, middle, end, plot, moral, or characters that can be related to, thus breaking most of the rules of modern language. So named because the listener feels stupider afterwards, akin to "Farva" from the movie Super Troopers.

Guy 1: "Man, what was Mike going on about? Dolphin tuna in a supermarket or something?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I feel like killing myself after that Farva-ism"

by TheRedBaron March 17, 2008

Large Farva

The best streamer on Twitch that I have ever watched. He has brightened my days and even makes me laugh. No better streamer I have ever found and I hope he contrinues to stream because I couldn't tell you what my life would be like without the pretty much daily streams. <3

- chipsahoy (chipsahoy6)

I love Large Farva!

by Max Knibbs May 27, 2018

Farva Defense

An internet forum self-image defense strategy. Used by someone has been clearly proven wrong, stupid, or idiotic on a forum over the course of multiple posts or threads. The person realizes how foolish they now look, and default to claiming their entire dialog was a troll. Even though they claim it was a troll, it is very clear and obvious that it was not, and they simply have nothing left to retort with.

Person A: "You are a dick"
Person B: "No, sir, YOU are a dick. Here is why, with facts"
Person A: "lol, trolled you good fucker!"
Person B: "Nice Farva Defense"

by jdavids July 23, 2010