Fartcorn

Cheap, store brand microwave popcorn that, when you pop it, smells as if someone passed gas into the bag before it was sealed. It usually tastes like packing peanuts, too.

Little Jimmy: "Hey, mom! Did you just pop some fartcorn?"

Mom: "Must have. My bad. It was on sale."

Little Jimmy: "Well, I ain't eatin' that shit."

by OrangeElixir August 4, 2013

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brazilian fart porn

It's exactly what it sounds like.

That Brazilian fart porn we just watch had it all, Brazilians and farting.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

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A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.

Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”

by ejh123 May 18, 2019

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Brazillian Fart Porn

The ancient art of putting a dick so far up a womans ass that it pokes her fart bubbles and releases them!

Don't go too far up baby, or we'll have ourselves a bit of Brazillian Fart Porn!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

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fartcorn

Popcorn that is made for the primary purpose of diguising fart odors. Note that fartcorn has the smell of normal popcorn until it mixes with fecal gases, often resulting in a slightly burnt/sour odor.

Officeperson 1: "Gross! Do you smell that?"
Officeperson 2: "Yeah, Bryan made some fartcorn to cover up his wicked gas."
Officeperson 1: "Well at least he is trying. Last week he gave 2 rows of the cube farm a major crop dusting."

by Rob Whitson April 3, 2008

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