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fartology 

The scientific study of flatulence, especially the causes and cures.
After reading the fartology sections in several personal health books Kevin avoided eating at Tex-Mex restaurants.
fartology by Alabaster Al August 16, 2008
The study of all things fratty. This would include, but not limited to, insight into fratty music,fratty wardrobe, game day preperations, formals, frat water, hazing, golf, hating GDI's, and all other things fratty. The field of Fratology is explored and extensively researched by frat daddies across the country hoping to combat douchebaggery throughout the world and continue to exude increasingly higher levels of fratmosphere. The study of fratalogy does not end when one fraternity member graduates from his respectable institution as true frat daddies continue researching fratology all of their lives.
Based off of the Holister T-Shirts, the spiky hair with the frosted tips, the Linkin Park Jaming from the stereo, and the Shmirnoff Ices being consumed, it was obvious that no one in the room practiced or studied fratology.

fartology 

The scientific study of flatulence, especially its causes and cures.
Advances in fartology have led to a new product called "Nofartus from Novartus" which can greatly reduce intestinal gas.
fartology by antelope al August 1, 2008

fauxpology 

when someone a apologizes with out really meaning it.
Sue had ask John several times not to stink up the bathroom. When John said he was sorry Sue told him not to give her his fauxpology's.
fauxpology by Bobsacimmet April 2, 2011

Fauxpology 

When you falsely apologize to someone to make you look like the bigger person, even though you don't mean a word of it.

Often used by pro athletes, movie stars, and politicians when they get caught cheating, making absurd comments, or get arrested for drugs.
After Tiger Woods slept with that stripper he had to offer a public Fauxpology.
Fauxpology by Superfly870 May 30, 2011

Doctor of Fartology 

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.
She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.