Farnarvished

To feel uncomfortably full after eating a massive meal.
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish

"Everything at Thanksgiving dinner was so tasty and I could not stop eating. Before I knew it I was farnarvished beyond belief!"
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."

by N.F.L. February 4, 2010

farnarter

a large person wanting to be a ninja, but knows not what a ninja wears or does

the farnarter is clueless

by anonomus January 2, 2005

fartdar

The ability to sniff out discrete farts.

I tried to sneak one out but her fartdar caught me.

by Patpatriot January 22, 2015

Fartarded

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

by sloh March 25, 2009

fartner

As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. Generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.

Jane: “Hi, there. You’re Michael, right? You’re Melissa’s partner?”

Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”

by Reginald Smiley April 8, 2008

fartcar

A nickname for a Tesla because of its audacious programmable fart sounds.

Let’s take a spin in the fartcar!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 2, 2020

farnarkling

the group activity whereby everyone sits around discussing the need to "do something" but nothing actually happens

I'm not going to sit around farnarkling all afternoon, I'm off to get something to eat

by MF.Aurelius February 23, 2006