farticus

A person who admits to their own farts, whether they be ashamed or proud of their fart.

*fart*
Ice : Gross who was that ?
Jian : You mean that wicked fart ? That was me !

Ice : You're such a farticus
Jian : I'm just proud of what comes outta me bruh

by Jian.B.S. February 19, 2017

Fatitus

a sexually transmitted disease, caught by fucking fat bitches, that causes one to gave weight rapidly

Nate's fuckbuddy gave him fatitus which caused him to gain 100 pounds in one month. He is such a fatass!!

by Pussconone November 3, 2009

fartimus prime

the prime of your fart, normally in the middle
how to spot it: when its more powerful, louder and stinkier

person: *farts*
person: i had a really good fartimus prime there

by Ur mum is a hobnob March 13, 2021

Fartitis

The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.

I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.

by KoolKritter May 31, 2022

farticus

A girl who has been proclaimed so because she has farted on someone while taking their virginity.

Haha. Dude that's her, Farticus!

by HinduFireCrotch January 9, 2010

farticus

From the Ancient Greek terms of endearment...Means a cherished one; someone like no other...

Greeting: "Yo, farticus!"

by philbo July 19, 2004

fartious

FARTIOUS (adjective)

A personal quality or characteristic of an individual who takes great pleasure in an attention getting release of noxious gas.

A FARTIOUS person will often assault others in elevators, buses, crowded cafes or a classrooms making no effort to hide from their responsibility for the assault.

That FARTIOUS S.O.B ruined my sister's wedding party.

by Saybish September 29, 2020