Farting Around 

A term that baby sitters use to describe what the kids are currently doing.

"I'm tired of those kids farting around, I hope they like booger sandwiches."

Farting Around by Teevo March 25, 2008

farting around 

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.

Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated

farting around by Jake October 27, 2003

farting around 

I dunno the real definition, but I guess it's "being an idiot", or "being naughty".

1.Stop farting around and help me out here!
2.What are you doing? Farting around again!?

farting around by TRH October 28, 2003

farting around a shit 

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.

farting around a shit by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017

fatting around

When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing.

See wordFattin' Around/word

Quit fatting around, Tom.

fatting around by larstait October 27, 2003

fartin' around the turd 

Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.

This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.

"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."

"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."

fartin' around the turd by Schiftie August 24, 2009

pussy fartin around 

Taking your sweet ass time!

You need to stop pussy fartin around and hurry up!

pussy fartin around by AirJodi June 30, 2017