fatcrap

A man/and or woman who is so fat they are constantly constipated.

Your mom is such a fatcrap she's been takin' the same dump for 25 years.

by phoenixrayne13 November 25, 2006

fartwrap supreme

when a cum filled condom left in the rectum is inflated between the butt cheeks with a massive fart.

He made a stinky, cummy mess when he popped her fartwrap supreme.

by fartita crunch February 27, 2023

Fartcap

Fartcap, cheeky noun, political

Bipartisan, Uni-sex, peaceful alternative to a Pussyhat or MAGAhat, allows men to tip hats at ladies in chivalry as opposed to telling them to blow it out their ass, while also permitting women to avoid the embarrassment of a public pussy fart.

They're total political opposites, they hate each other, they won't even look at each other when they fuck, but they're the happiest couple I've ever seen in my life. You can leave your Fartcap on.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019

fartcracker

When you let out a fart and it hurts your butthole and sounds like a firecracker.

“Technical Term” - When the resonance of a fart creates excessive vibration of the rectum, creating pain.

Doctor to patient - That pain you experienced is what we call in the medical field a “fartcracker”

by Bigtwins2 June 24, 2021

Fartcrampus

A fat what's so damic that it will tear your hole causing a cramp in you guts spilling shit in the process.

Your nan's in the hospital having a fartcrampus

by Likemyprick December 27, 2021