In A Fartbeat

Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.

Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.

by Dumpology September 20, 2010

farthead

synonomous with butthead,butthole,asswipe...etc.etc

he's being some dumb, what a farthead

by stephanie May 7, 2004

fartmeat

Term used to define the substance which fills yor undies when you 'follow through'

dave you dirty bastard, that one had fartmeat in it, you'd better check your underpants

by markus October 8, 2004

fireheart

A loving flame that never goes out in a persons heart. He will love and defend his family even if he dies for them. He is the most loyal to a girl than any other man. Take good care of this man and treasure him forever in love.

fireheart: Love person who has the strongest love ever.

by Joshuafireheart July 24, 2014

FireHeart

A warrior cat in the book series "Warriors." He is an orange tabby in Thunder Clan.

FireHeart was shocked to see that WhiteClaw had fallen off the cliffs edge.

by StrawberryStar December 10, 2017

fathertom

Like Jesus, only better

That was very fathertom of you.
Why yes it is a fathertom day out.
No you can not have the keys to my fathertoming car.

by Heezy For sheezy March 5, 2003

farthead

farthead - noun; an extremely stupid and easily led individual, one who simply goes along with the crowd.

"Look at the farthead next door - he just bought a new SUV to keep up with the Joneses down the street."

by Reese Fowler December 14, 2004