fapgasm

An orgasm that arises from masturbation.

I had trouble falling asleep last night, until I had a fapgasm.

by dapper fapper November 7, 2012

forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.

"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.

by w00fdawg September 1, 2005

Fartgasm

The rare incident in which an individual realizes that he/she are about to orgasm and fart at the same time. One feels confused, and can't decide from which end to fire first. The farts released during a fartgasm are usually very loud and time consuming, leaving the individual dazed and confused about what the fuck just happend. To prevent such an incident, it is recommended that you don't consume any beans on those lonely Saturday nights.

Chipper: "Dude your not gonna believe what happend last night"

Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"

Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"

Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."

by Peach-fuzz September 2, 2009

Fawgasmic

Fucking, awesome, and orgasmic all rolled into one!

Oh man, that Kings of Leon concert was fawgasmic! I totally got shit wrecked and fucked a stranger!

by Sugar P**** September 22, 2010

Feargasm

1. When someone get filled with fear that they actually cum.
2. When someone is very scared as if they are in the most climactic moment of fear that you smell humanitarian feckle matter in the atmosphere.

1. That Vietnamese kid with the glasses had such a is having such a feargasm man.

by Sahara Desert December 31, 2008

Fapgasm

A feeling of fapage in orgasmic proportions.

Oh my lord I just had a fapgasm!

by The asdf man January 6, 2011

Fangasm

To become sexually or mentally excited over something you are obsessed about. Usually used towards fandoms or ships.

When Sebastian almost kissed Ciel I had to change my underwear from my sudden Fangasm.

Help! I've fangasmed and I can't get up!!!

by Hentia Levi April 29, 2015