farage

A variety of smegma that forms as sweat, spit and ale trickle down the folds of a middle aged white supremacist's double chin.

You can't get too close to that drunkard of Lee. Less than arm's length, and you'll be taken out by the rank of his farage.

by vafanchù September 28, 2014

farage

(verb) to show up for work only occasionally and only then in order to rant against your work colleagues before quickly disappearing to the bar

Have you seen Dave? Yes, but only for five minutes this week. He turned up, vehemently faraged a bit and then disappeared into the Cock & Duck.

by MattOT March 16, 2019

Farage

Someone who wastes everyone else's time and money, whose only contribution to society is to divide and deceive, and who miraculously gets airtime despite never having achieved anything.

Hey, get out of here you Farage, you've caused enough problems already.

by OSCOLA October 3, 2017

Farage

Optical illusion seen in the political wilderness, that makes you believe you can see a long term career

He had been in the political wilderness for years, then he could see the top job come in to view

It turned out to be a farage

by jiggggly April 22, 2014

Farage

Alternate spelling of the Malaysian word "faraj", which means "vagina".

She shaved the hair from around her farage.

by Skiamakhos May 11, 2014

Farage

A grifter, a snake oil salesman who thinks up schemes to fleece money from the gullible

Donald's new Ponzi scheme demonstrates what a real Farage he is.

by Gráinne Hayes February 5, 2021

Farage

To make a complete mess of something when you do something without thought or without the knowledge to make an assertion

Bloody hell Nigel you’ve made dreadful farage in formulating a business case for the new product line!

by Mansy62 September 20, 2018