Fappable

Of sufficient quality to masturbate too

Person 1 : Hey dood did you just see that chick walking down the street?

Person 2: Yeah I didn't really like her face but that shit is totally Fappable

by freakichashew August 22, 2008

fappable

(adjective)something or someone that has the ability to turn someone on to the point of masturbation or to give the person the idea of masturbation.

"Dude...that chicks tits were so fappable.

by 1337|300 March 22, 2009

Fapable

A distinct compound word conjoining the words "fap" and "able". Literally, this means: "possible to masturbate to". This elegant adjective is used to describe a sexy babe to which it is quite possible to find yourself ejaculating explosively to. She must be at least a 7/10. Have some self respect; masturbation is a art, not sexual a whim.

" Hey Ron! Check out this babe, she's totally fapable!"
" That bitch is one fapable hoe... Mmm-Mmmm."
"Scarlett Johansson is MORE than fapable! Totally would-fap."
"Fapable."

by The Mayng March 16, 2014

Fappable

Something that you can Fap to, Fapping being the art of masturbation

That picture is totally Fappable! Yeah, that's worth a fap!

by Gottafapsomemorebitch March 27, 2011

fartable farter

someone who can fart on demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart

by bread infection December 5, 2009

Non-fappable

unable to fap and/or ejaculate to due to the quality of said porn

"Dude, have you seen Euphoria? That shit is non-fappable. I was trying for literally an hour and was disappointed."

by lemmegetuhhhhhhhhhhh October 6, 2017