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FARTIONSHIP

Right before you have to poop you fart intentionally trying your hardest to get all the stink out so you don't stink up your bathroom. (note: this is before you are in the bathroom and your must be sitting down.)
Dude, I just fartionshiped so I wouldn't stink up you're bathroom.
by WittySmitty6969 June 20, 2011
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Faptionary

Faptionary. Noun- A file in any type of media format that is kept by an individual that it refers to often for reference in support if successful masterbation sessions.
"Well I struck out at the bar tonight. Looks like I'll be pulling out my Faptionary when I get home to service myself. Again."
by shotgun shippy April 27, 2017
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