faptastical

Something that is so amazing that requires you to fap.

Wow, that was faptastical!

by Bobiomestacualr August 1, 2005

Faptastic

Faptastic is a word used to describe a picture or video that includes an attractive woman to whom you could fap to; however, said woman may not be blatantly revealing. Cleavage is fine. Very fine.

Faptastic can also refer directly to the woman that is in the picture or video.

Guy 1: "I wish Jessica Alba would take her clothes off for the camera sometime."

Guy 2: "Meh, she's got plenty of faptastic pics and vids."

by Matty Moo Jr. August 17, 2009

Faptard

One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.

Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.

by AnalPlunge February 12, 2019

fagtart

Someone everyone thinks is gay, and may actually be gay, but if called gay or anything related to it, They react by saying "I am not!" or other things denying it.

Joe:"You are such a freakin' fagtart!"
Jon:"Screw you man, I am not!"

by Shotzie July 12, 2006

faptard

Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.

G Bush is the biggest faptard I know

by APTID July 11, 2006

faptastic

faptastic - something being utterly and totally fap worthy!
It's not just fantastic, it's FAPtastic

"Cor, did you see those pictures of her? Faptastic or what!"

by Jamara, naturally. October 18, 2008

Faptastic

An expression used to point out how fantastically fap worthy someone, something or some event is

John: Dude! You can totally see Maria's nipples through that shirt

Bob: OMG! That's faptastic!

by Bob the Goldfish December 22, 2008