Fapistani

A Pakistani adolescent man that faps more than once a day, everyday.

Jafri: dude im watching some MILF pr0n
McPendo: I bet you wil fap before going to bed, you fapistani.

by Sheeda Pistol October 12, 2010

Faptain

A captain that leads a group of fappers to their next porn video.

Hogan was a great faptain for his friends.

by Hogster November 20, 2017

FartStain

Name for someone who has skidded in their pants,
this can be adapted to many names, including the words, stain, skid, mark, fart, brown.

"Hey did you know that Ben skidded in his pants?"
"Hahaha GO ON FartStain"

by Dan.Smith December 21, 2007

fassting

Fisting in the ass. (see fisting)

My wife was bored with vaginal fisting, so last night we tried fassting. She loved it!

by Tommy Gugliata August 4, 2009

fagstain

An insult shouted to display dismay or great frustration towards something that totally unexpectedly fucks you over.

When getting fucked in the ass by 8 consecutive blue cubes in Tetris, one would yell, "Fagstain!," and then quietly press F2 for a new game.

by Anthony Steffel April 6, 2005

faptain

A person that faps way too much.

Person 1: Wow, that Mcquiston sure is a faptain. I heard he jerks off every night.

Person 2: Not as bad as that Nick kid.

by nimanimanimanimanimanima November 2, 2010

fapstein

A Jewish person who masturbates frequently.

"Oh boy, look at that fapstein. I hear when they called him to read Torah in temple he was in the bathroom jacking off."

by kingbumii May 3, 2015