frotophobia

Apparently it's the word for the fear of getting a ring stuck on your finger. I don't know how true it is. I honestly just read it off of Yahoo answers...

I have frotophobia so I'm just gonna wear my wedding ring on a chain around my neck.

by 3dsNick June 24, 2014

fatphobia

fatphobia is a stupid idea created by overweight people who are insecure about their weight and have decided they don't want to do anything about it. However to ensure their feeling don't get hurt they try and create a bs phobia so that if anybody comments about their body or other peoples weight they can cancel them on twitter.

Written by a 308lbs / 140kg Person.

sane person who understands fatphobia : That person is a total cunt for calling that person fatphobic.

What happened to sticks and stones?

by EnglishGit April 1, 2022

Fatphobia

Fatphobia is a phobia in which overweight people will call you out for not liking fat people. Also a word used to use as a excuse to not go to the gym and continue to eat junk food.

"You have Fatphobia for telling me to exercise"

by blindhut May 28, 2021

fagophobia

A fear of large bundles of or a collected gathering of sticks.

John can't go to the lumbermill, he has fagophobia.

by Pls_Buff_Wraith September 8, 2018

Fatphobia

Not a word. Period. No more words to be said. Do I need to explain myself? Answer: No. So, whoever thinks it's a word needs to touch some grass or see some sunlight.

Fatphobia is not a word and here it is used in the conversation involving an idiot: Chad: "Hey, if you can't find the right sized bath towel its ok just stitch two together or something." Sheryl: "Uhm...WHAT!? You want me to take 5 minutes of my life to do that!? That is very fatphobic and I am reporting this brand and you to the police and am thinking about Sueing both of you! Now go fuck yourself!" Chad: "Woah, chill Karen it's okay, just get a life and it'll all be better".

by CultureOfMan January 16, 2022

fauxtophobia

Cynicism brought on by the proliferation of digitally altered photographs. This causes the victim to doubt the authenticity of any impressive picture he / she sees.

The nature pictures Kirk's aunt Deann e-mailed to him were cool, but his fauxtophobia wouldn't subside enough for him to truly appreciate the beauty of the toad with a lion's body.

by Farmee August 16, 2010

Funophobia

Someone who has a phobia of fun! This person is a funaphobic or a funsponge.

Jade does not like to go out and party she has funophobia!

by orc69 April 26, 2011