Fanistons

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

by 890 December 31, 2008

butt fangs

Butt cheeks that are visible from the front through the gap between the thighs.

Damn, Jenny got some nice butt fangs.

by JewishAnimeGirl November 7, 2018

fanasco

A humiliating incident that is essentially the same as a fiasco but is on national TV.

After the fanasco of the champagne stealing.

by champagne stealer January 17, 2020

Faisal

Faisal is an Arabic name meaning decisive. Men with this name alwaysvknow what they want and get it. Men named Faisal are always loyal and handsome. Great men are named faisal. Lady's if you know a Faisal you better grab him cuz he a winner and ain't taking no loses. Hes funny and smart. Always there for his friends and family.

Faisal a King!

by Do Better February 7, 2019

Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

fanistons

beautiful, kind fans of the talented jennifer aniston. they usually are very popular and see the good in people!

i love the fanistons they’re amazing!

by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020

Fanistons

Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.

The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.

"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston

by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015