The belief that humans where created and manipulated by extraterrestrials. Other tenets include, "all is one" philosophy, and a disdain for love of self.
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Get the Astro-Altruism mug.Monetary fraud that masks itself as altruistic behavior but in reality is just a cover for stealing obscene amounts of money from the ignorant masses and giving the ill-gotten proceeds to Democrat politicians.
Maxine Waters was so happy with the effective altruism shown to her and her cronies by Sam Bankman Fried (SBF) that she blew him a kiss at the conclusion of a Congressional hearing.
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shit that means badasses doing nice things for a while then going back to being cool and black and stuff.
The motorcycle gang was in a state of altruism when they painted the old hookers house but then went back to usual by fucking the old mother fuckin bastard.
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Get the altruism mug.Paradigm that kindness to a genetically diametric entity will increase language robustness in one's own tribe.
This is because increased male inheritance in one's in-group's offspring leads to greater language-variability.
Thus: language variability selects pressure for male cooperation.
This is because increased male inheritance in one's in-group's offspring leads to greater language-variability.
Thus: language variability selects pressure for male cooperation.
Altruism exists because genes loop; genes loop because language loops.
Thus genes are based on language...
Thus genes are based on language...
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: selfish regard for or devotion to the welfare of oneself; malicious acts motivated purely by spite
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: behavior by an animal that is not beneficial to or may be harmful to others but that benefits itself
: selfish regard for or devotion to the welfare of oneself; malicious acts motivated purely by spite
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: behavior by an animal that is not beneficial to or may be harmful to others but that benefits itself
"Wow, Randy is a dick! An elderly couple asked him where the DMV was and he told that it had shut down a year ago, and that they had to go back across town."
"Yeah, he is a firm believer in maltruism."
"Yeah, he is a firm believer in maltruism."
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