young flexer

the one and only yoo kihyun of monsta x! he's the best vocalist in the world, with a heart of gold. he is hardworking, funny, sweet, kind, handsome, caring and loves puppies and kids. kihyun is one of the kindest and most sincere people you'll ever come across. he's a fluffy babie and must be protected at all costs. the entire package if you ask me

person #1: who is that? he's a babie
monbebe: that's our young flexer, kihyun!

by mxclub June 17, 2020

Flexatarian

A flexatarian is type of person who’s is a next level flexer. They wear/flex big brands and don’t care if they look like a rich bitch!! (Joke is made in satire)

Eva is a flexatarian because she has AirPods .... Nicole is not.

by Jeanyevill February 10, 2019

flex tape

Jesus.

"Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."

by underageanimegunfurryschoolgir February 8, 2018

Flex Offender

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019

brain flex

Promoting oneself or degrading another by means of intelligence. Usually over social media.

This liberal snowflake tried to brain flex on me.

by Findpeacewithginger February 25, 2017

Flex

Showing off your valuables in a non-humble way

Man 1: *drops wallet* shiiiit looks like my 2 bands fell out of my wallet
Man 2: dont be flexing on me like that nigga

by xD-anomaly-Dx July 30, 2017

Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."

by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018