fakof

Fakof is another word for "fuck off". It's pronounced very quickly and it's used if:
- someone is annoying you
- someone dissapointed you
- someone is making fun of you

Mary: Sorry, but i won't make it tonight. Can we go to the cinema tomorrow?
Peter: Oh, fakof. Sure, but it's on you!

by Ana Kyra May 29, 2007

fakon

Fake bacon, as in simulated bacon bits. A combination of the words "fake" and "bacon".Pronounced "fake-en"

"You can eat fakon during Lent; it's not real meat!"
"Do you have any fakon-bits for my Caesar salad?"

by Pogmotoin February 27, 2009

Fakon

An amalgamation of the terms "fake" and "Akon" used as a nickname for R&B singer Akon during his early career. Akon was portrayed as a felon in his debut single "Locked Up" and has repeatedly claimed that he spent three years in prison. However, paperwork and interviews with prosecutors and detectives has shown that he was never convicted of any felonies, leading to accusations of Akon being a phony.

Chris: Akon be the realest dude in the R&B game.

Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.

by JT520 January 10, 2014

fakourou

A strong powerful man. One who know what his woman and family needs without asking. One who others go for advice and to be uplifted.

Fakourou is so amazing!

by Alphaisbetter December 12, 2020

fakoffecant

A vulgar term for go away.

In modern English it translates to “fuck off you cunt”
It is classed as a swear word.
Originated from welsh Gaelic language.

Jayden can just fakoffecant.

Taliesin will fakoffecant on Alex.

by Tylamic July 1, 2023

fakorexia

Someone who fakes anorexia for attention because she cant get it from anywhere else..

Chloe..."i havent eaten in weeks"

Becki..."why not thats dumb"

Chloe..."my mum and dad wont let me they wont give me money anymore, boo hoo il have to take paracetomol instead"

Becki,(to claire)..."she has fakorexia"

by i love buckteeth April 18, 2009

fakohol

A drink prepared to look, and even made to somewhat taste like an alcoholic beverage, but is in fact not. Often given to a jackass to prove stupidity, often resulting in them acting like an extreme frunk.

Bill: Dude, David is such a damn frunk.
Ted: What makes you say that, he's had like 10 of those things man.
Bill: Yeah, but it's fakohol, all it is is cranberry juice and diet canada dry!
Ted: Wow, what a jackass

by tEkTonICK January 14, 2008