GF - babe check out these new rug samples for the living room, Which one do you love the most?
BF - ...I .... Love them allll! :$
That's fakecitement
BF - ...I .... Love them allll! :$
That's fakecitement
by CCdiemond September 12, 2014
Get the Fakecitement mug.type of genuine committed monogamous relationship usually between a middle aged man and a younger divorced single mother who recieves a regular set small amount of money per month for a set term (usually 1 yr) from the man.
Similar to a wife, the woman manages the man's thinking to keep him focused on job, goals etc. She also controls the sex in the relationship. As in any relationship he provides companionship, stability and emotional support as well as some duties typically performed by a husband
While living apart the woman spends 1 night per week with the man as though she is his wife
Differs from sugar daddy because there is no exploitation and there is an honest monogamous relationship
Similar to a wife, the woman manages the man's thinking to keep him focused on job, goals etc. She also controls the sex in the relationship. As in any relationship he provides companionship, stability and emotional support as well as some duties typically performed by a husband
While living apart the woman spends 1 night per week with the man as though she is his wife
Differs from sugar daddy because there is no exploitation and there is an honest monogamous relationship
Q. She's a single mom working at McDonald's how can she afford a new car?
A. Oh, she's a fakewife to that guy who used to pick her up when her old car was broken
Q. Did he buy it for her?
A. No, he just committed to helping her with the payments
A. Oh, she's a fakewife to that guy who used to pick her up when her old car was broken
Q. Did he buy it for her?
A. No, he just committed to helping her with the payments
by Sky3844 September 5, 2012
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by Lisaley March 21, 2017
Get the fakeity mug.I didn't see any actual evidence of WEF saying "God is Dead" and "Jesus is the original Fake News" which I'd have thought the Fakewits on YouTube might *open* their slandargument* with?
What has happened to the Human capacity to *Think*?
- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944
“To speak here of ‘property in the soil’ as one speaks of property in an article of use is to renounce thought.”
What has happened to the Human capacity to *Think*?
- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944
“To speak here of ‘property in the soil’ as one speaks of property in an article of use is to renounce thought.”
by PartisanZ November 29, 2022
Get the Fakewits mug.a disease thats spreading rapidly especially in girls. When people talk about you behing your back constantly, and then the next day smile up in your face, its very contagious and can be easily spread by fake people
Like when your friend of 2 years hanging out with you laughing talking about other girls you guyz dont like then you see and hear her talking bout you with the girl y'all were talking bout yesterday. Now you know that girl got that fakeittis diease
by TweetyBird293 March 26, 2009
Get the fakeittis mug.A Fake Sandwich, a term used to describe a fake sandwich used for either commercial purposes, false advertising or simply lying about the credibility of their "Sandwich".
by The worder May 22, 2014
Get the Fakewich mug.A statement or a quote that is meant to sound intelligent, insightful and wise, but is truly neither.
Person 1: When you love somebody enough, nothing is impossible.
Person 2: OMG dude, that is totally fakewise.
Person 2: OMG dude, that is totally fakewise.
by Marquis Montrose September 21, 2020
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