Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.

And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).

by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

Faketriot

A fake patriot your typical USA based social media personality that claims to be a Patriot who likes to display their tacti-cool gear, AR-15 and other related items in just about every video or post. They make claims that they will stand up against tyranny and for their communities but when tyranny happens they are nowhere to be seen or found. The default look of a Faketriot is they always wear some type of modern BDU's with a T-shirt with a reference to "1776" or the "Don't Tread on Me" snake flag, the also tend to have a military haircut or completely bald but a full beard and some kind of sunglasses that scream "TOOLBAG" on their head or face. They also sport baofeng 2-way radios in their "loadouts", and occasionally play airsoft games out in the woods with likeminded buddies while stumbling through basic militay ops and movements. In public traditionally wear sock with sandals. Very few have actually served in the military and those who have served did not serve long because they could not hack it or were not mentally capable to continue. They will drive 1,500 miles for a gun rally but won't travel to their own downtown areas to counter riots and the destruction of their own cities and towns from groups like AntiFA. The canned quaote they use is "They won't come to the rural areas if they know what's good for them" in reference to talking about extremist groups like AntiFA.

The guy down the street that talks about fighting tyranny on his youtube channel is a Faketriot, he runs away from a fight.

by Elfnet October 24, 2020

Faketriot

Someone who flies a flag of an American enemy (past or present), yet claims to be a patriot

Person 1: Look at Bill flying his confederate flag, what a dumbass
Person 2: Fucking faketriot

by Hejdå2000s January 9, 2021

fakeish

someone or something looks so real it looks fake.

bridget " anthony look at this puppy its so cute n small."

anthony " no way thats real it looks fakeish."

by antvan July 25, 2016

fakefishing

when you are so rich and satisfied with everything else that you have to pretend to go fishing, just to give the impression you're an easy-going and down-to-earth guy.

yesterday after work i went fakefishing with the guy ... (while yesterday i actually got a new Bugatti)

by taka666 November 19, 2016

faketrician

A person who attempts to do electrical work without being qualified.

The house caught on fire because some faketricians were there doing electrical work.

by Wade Wade December 11, 2020

Fakeristian

A fake christian who talks about god when drunk

She's a fakeristian who passes out shots of whisky and reads the bible to. Thier company.

by River bend bender March 1, 2021