flaketard

A whiner who posts rants on Facebook, who never calls back and invents ridiculous stupid ideas like "flaketard"

Yo T, why you such a flaketard beatch!

by Tiiisuuun May 7, 2010

facetard

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

by zognatoid May 28, 2009

facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

faktard

a person who is scttm, sattm, sidly, and a scbamfttm all at once.

XR: So I was swinging around water bottles today.
G-tron: FAKTARD ttm.

G-tron: Yeah I play with pink fune things.
XR: Cuz you're a faktard.

by lagrewolf September 4, 2008

facetard

A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.

Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!

by TranceXplant March 5, 2009

Fauketard

A player in war thunder who spams Faukewulf 190s in battle.

Larry: Why do I keep getting shot down all the time jim?

Jim: pry cause if those fauketards

by lonelylink507 September 29, 2020

fatetard

w man mess with him you finna get hurt

Ice: @fatetard you my bish
fatetard: pussy nigga

by SGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA April 27, 2022