Fakester

Anybody who buys into the retarded "gangsta" culture of today's world. People who wear urban, baggy clothes and play loud, terrible music in their cars. Even people who actually sell drugs, pimp hoes, are in a gang, or carry around guns, are not real gangsters. Real gangsters were Italian. These fakesters are people who have no regard for human life, have no self-esteem, and are quite simply detriments to society. Somewhere along the line, mainstream culture decided to market these backwards "ideals" as cool and glamorous. So anyone dumb enough to buy into, support, participate in, or present themselves as such, should be revealed for the brainless fakester that they really are.

Man, all these gun-toting little wannabe gangster fakesters ought to all be round up and locked in a large arena that is set on fire and burned to the ground.

by WinterArmageddon February 18, 2012

Fakemaster

A loser who sits in mom's basement playing video games and then telling stories about his adventures as if they were real. A fake hit-man. A fake special forces blacks ops elite assassin operator. A fake helicopter pilot. Etc.

Fakemaster!

by Allergy_Doc July 24, 2010

fakestep

A subgenre of pop music, utilizing generic dubstep elements such as the "womp womp" effect, screeching shifting noises and syncopated beats to make it sound "cool".

This subgenre attracts wealthy suburban white kids wearing bright clothes or animal costumes that you see in Burning Man or Coachella festival so they can join in the mainstream bandwagon.

Flo Rida - Good Feeling
Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble
Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
Alex Clare - Too Close

All of the above are considered to be fakestep.

by TenPenny April 24, 2014

fakesterdom

A rebel against the tyranny of the natural

...a forth-wave feminist, or a symptom of fakesterdom, or a rebel against the tyranny of the natural; or a person who really, really needed help

by marfai August 11, 2019

fakestenger

Name used usually in a despectice way to refer to westenger when his "friends" are jealous of his impeccable hair, muscular arms and manly jawline.

He is also rank #1

Rep: Fuck fakestenger! Women wanna marry him and men wanna be like him
Miles: Ikr he's so fucking perfect. I hate him so much

by westenger June 5, 2022

fakestenger

Name used often in a demeaning way to refer to someone, when in reality what they are doing is expressing how jealous they are of said person

Person1: Look at that guy, hes such a fakestenger
Person: He totally is!

by westenger June 6, 2022