Crunchy Fajitas

Krun - Chee - Fah-jai-tuhs

noun,

1. An typical tex-mex dish, whereby the most important ingredient is crushed up taco chips
2. The crushed up taco chips denote the crunchy aspect of the fajitas

Putting crushed up taco chips in my fajitas made those Crunchy Fajitas the crunchiest fajitas ever!

by jfrymer August 19, 2012

Bob Faget

Comedian best known for starring in the early 90's sitcom "Full House", as well as, "America's Funniest Home Videos". Commonly misspelled "Bob Saget".

Bob Faget is currently hosting a game show called 1 vs 100.

by Reem-O May 29, 2007

FaceTune

An app commonly used for editing substandard selfies. More notably, an incredibly effective and obvious way of letting the world know you need to 'tune' your 'face' in a hopeless effort to appear more attractive to the fake followers you purchased on Instagram.

I saved money by using FaceTune instead of Pro-Active!

by EVILMON July 9, 2014

Facety

'facetious' to lovers of olde English

"Grandmother: Bwoy, yu bring dat dutty footbottom inna mi house?

Grandson (puzzled): But, Granny, mi put on mi shoes.

Grandmother: Bwoy, yu facety eee? Ooo yu t'ink yu talking to?

Grandson: But Granny ...

Grandmother (interrupting): Bwoy, shut yu mout'. Don't talk when me talking. Cho, too facety!"

by Funkg January 8, 2013

fajitis

(n.)

1) jitis furmunda your junga
2) schwazali, bologna, lap rocket
3) general slang word for anything you can't describe

(May be shortened further to 'jitis.)

1) Did you see all that sticky 'jitis on the floor?
Dude, you got your 'jitis all over the place in here, sicko!

2) So what were you up to in the bathroom, jacking the 'jitis?
You have the smallest fajitis I've ever seen.

3) What the fajitis is this blue fajitis all over my shirt?
What are you fajitises doing over there with that gooey 'jitis?

by BMOC Bob Myers January 17, 2008

Fajer

FAA-J-ERR Fajer means Dawn in the Arabic language . Fajer is one of the most special , loyal and honest friends ! Her beauty is Breath-taking ! She can be a bitch sometimes if you annoy her or disobey her . Her heart is as white as milk . However it can turn pitch black ! she's always there for you when you need her and she'll stick up for you no matter what . she'll try to solve you problems . She's an outsider , big ass heart and will fight for you !

Fajer loves staring at the sky , specially at dawn time .
Fajer is too lazy to make her assignment.

by Xvngle December 8, 2018

faceterbating

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009