me: how was that blind date last night?
joe: Bitch was a facnasian
me:oh what the fuck
joe: yeah i threw my food in the bitch's face proceedingly threw up everywhere than i let her know.
me: oh faasho then we smoke or blunts
joe: Bitch was a facnasian
me:oh what the fuck
joe: yeah i threw my food in the bitch's face proceedingly threw up everywhere than i let her know.
me: oh faasho then we smoke or blunts
by rower101 May 14, 2010
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White Person: Hey help me on my history essay ya?
Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.
Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.
by SantaAnaCommunityCats December 2, 2010
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A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.
A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
by JMTX December 28, 2005
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This is a very general term covering an evolving set of criteria. Current abbreviated set of situational uses include the one or more of following observations:
* Overhyping self / self-inflicted celebrity status to those much, much younger than you;
* Speaking in the third person;
* hitting on random girls based on their photo;
* "Making it Rain" without really knowing the real definition;
* Scalping concert tickets;
* Exhibiting Peter Pan syndrome one minute and threatening to beat the living shit out of girls the next.
* Taking 1,000,000 photos of an event and sharing each and every one of them.
* Being in the same zip-code as a celebrity and claiming to have 'partied' with them based on either a sighting or TMZ location report.
* Stating attendance at a location with people who weren't actually there.
This is a very general term covering an evolving set of criteria. Current abbreviated set of situational uses include the one or more of following observations:
* Overhyping self / self-inflicted celebrity status to those much, much younger than you;
* Speaking in the third person;
* hitting on random girls based on their photo;
* "Making it Rain" without really knowing the real definition;
* Scalping concert tickets;
* Exhibiting Peter Pan syndrome one minute and threatening to beat the living shit out of girls the next.
* Taking 1,000,000 photos of an event and sharing each and every one of them.
* Being in the same zip-code as a celebrity and claiming to have 'partied' with them based on either a sighting or TMZ location report.
* Stating attendance at a location with people who weren't actually there.
by ShotzShotzShotz January 26, 2011
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Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.
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