A small, mild mannered lizard that becomes angry and aggressive when in the presence of failure. Typically attracted to live music in the southeast region of the U.S., Failzard can appear anywhere, anytime, and for any number of reasons. If you suck, you can be sure he's watching, and rest assured he'll let you know it.
History:
Failzard was first encountered in Tampa, Florida, at a storage facility frequented by musicians. Apparently irritated by the sound of some sub-par music, this extremely intelligent reptile made it's way up to the 2nd floor of a completely secure building, and into a storage unit where a local rock band was playing. It then tried to intimidate several band members in an attempt to get them to stop playing.
When they realized what was happening, the 5 piece band changed songs and saw something amazing - the lizard suddenly relaxed, exposed his large red neck, and started bobbing his head in time with the beat! They then reverted back to the first song and the lizard started charging them again. Clearly this normally docile reptile had an ear for music, and an attitude to go with it!
Since that time, Failzard has appeared at many fails, and has been sighted all across the Tampa Bay area.
If you'd like to become a fan you can find Failzard on Myspace and Facebook.
History:
Failzard was first encountered in Tampa, Florida, at a storage facility frequented by musicians. Apparently irritated by the sound of some sub-par music, this extremely intelligent reptile made it's way up to the 2nd floor of a completely secure building, and into a storage unit where a local rock band was playing. It then tried to intimidate several band members in an attempt to get them to stop playing.
When they realized what was happening, the 5 piece band changed songs and saw something amazing - the lizard suddenly relaxed, exposed his large red neck, and started bobbing his head in time with the beat! They then reverted back to the first song and the lizard started charging them again. Clearly this normally docile reptile had an ear for music, and an attitude to go with it!
Since that time, Failzard has appeared at many fails, and has been sighted all across the Tampa Bay area.
If you'd like to become a fan you can find Failzard on Myspace and Facebook.
When Failzard appeared, little Carolyn stopped in the middle of her act, realizing she had lost the talent show.
by Failzard May 8, 2010
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Guy 1 " just here to support my five a side team"
Guy 2 " who is that guy with two left feet..... OMFG he just triped on the ball and faceplanted into his team mate. 1-0 after two seconds and two people unconcious"
Guy 1 "fucking faillord epic faillord"
random dude 1:- invite this bloke he is imba
random dude 2:- no problem
random dude's 1-24:- WTF he just got killed by a lvl 1 critter
random dude's 1-24:- Fucking failord
Guy 2 " who is that guy with two left feet..... OMFG he just triped on the ball and faceplanted into his team mate. 1-0 after two seconds and two people unconcious"
Guy 1 "fucking faillord epic faillord"
random dude 1:- invite this bloke he is imba
random dude 2:- no problem
random dude's 1-24:- WTF he just got killed by a lvl 1 critter
random dude's 1-24:- Fucking failord
by imbafailord69 July 3, 2009
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an exclaimation that brings attention to a failure by a friend or aquaintance that was/is so ridiculous the blunder will become legend amongst your circle of friends.
Caveman: "Hey Andrew, remember when Pockets (insert horribly mediocre failure at a menial task)?"
Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"
Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"
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Failorida: The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. The state is widely known by it's inhabitants and others for having serious political corruption.
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