Fakietarian

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but doesn’t know what a dairy product is, or how vegans get protein.
2. Someone who claims to be vegetarian but still eats “chicken” or “fish.”

“That girl isn’t a vegetarian bro, she’s a Fakietarian. She says “It’s just a little fish sometimes,” but I just saw her down two cheese burgers.”

by IronMikey March 13, 2023

failtacular

A fail so epic it can almost be considered a win.

Person 1 - "How the hell did you manage to slam halfway through your roof dude?"
Person 2 - "I dunno..."
Person 1 - "That's beyond ridiculous. You've failed on an epic scale bro"
Person 3 - "You slammed a car halfway through your roof man?! That's friggin failtacular!"

by waywardspooky December 2, 2007

Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.

Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.

by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007

Faketalians

People who think and/or act like they're Italian when they are so obviously not. Eating Italian food and being loud does not automatically make you Italian.

The cast of Jersey Shore are a bunch of Faketalians.

by Reginlief 28 September 5, 2011

Fageta

The Italian word for faggot.

My grandson Josif is the biggest fageta!

by josifisgay January 25, 2019

fietanscvmrag

COOLEST MUTUAL 🕺🏻‼️

“Have you seen that new video fietanscvmrag posted?”

Person:”no who is that?”
“*loud emo gasp* YOH RINT KNWO WHOOO THAT IS 😮🤨ONLY THE BEST MUTUAL EVER”

by Shoyosjumpy_lover November 13, 2021

Failtagonist

Some one who causes a fail, makes a person fail.

Anthony- Agh, move your ass, i'm playing online.

Leslie- Why should I?

*Anthony avatar gets avatar get shot down*

Leslie- *Laughs* Fail!

Anthony- Leslie your a damn Failtagonist!

by FailNavigator. October 12, 2010