fadunkle

The act of knocking someone out by cock slap

She would stop nagging me to play with her and her husband when she was clearly 3 sheets to the wind, so I walked over and have her a Fadunkle to the forehead and knocked the bitch out.

by Dr. Fadunkle February 5, 2015

fardunkle

1) a horde of chickens fighting over the bologna sandwich of the new millennium, but it's bad bologna, and one of the chickens is to be frozen later.

"dude, i'm goin to a fardunkle later...you in?"

by 7'1'' George Washington June 11, 2008

Fadunk

(v) The motion of taking ones penis, and slapping it across anothers face in a brisk motion; normally cauing severe head and neck trauma. (One is usually fadunked while the "fadunker" is in the process of ejaculation."

As the 5 year old mexican walked down the dark alley, he was randomly fadunked by a large black, hepes infested penis.

by Bosqueef March 8, 2005

fadunker

guy wih a big cock tha slaps you in the face with his abnormally large penis, hence leaving a bruise shaped like a mushroom(mrs winslow's haircut)on the side of their face

man that guys so fly! what a fadunker!!

by not keaton May 20, 2004

fuhdunk

the act of slapping someone of the opposite sex with an errect penis in the face.

"I hell of got fuhdunked last night!!!"

"That bitch was trippin' so I fuhdunked her ass!"

by SJkljkdl December 13, 2006

fadunk

To slap a girl in the face, usually with the intent of leaving a mushroom stamp.

I fadunked this girl after I busted a nutt in her eye.

by Fadunker September 11, 2003

Fandunk

When you blow a load and shit at the same time.

"Dude when i fandunked it smelled so bad and was a mess."

by Heimski January 19, 2009