Facestalk

To stalk someone using facebook

Doc was facestalkin that bitch for like 3 months

by Pete06 April 7, 2008

fagcent

A non-pejorative term used to describe the girlish manner in which some gay men choose to speak. Often high-pitched and colorful, this accent is reminiscent of the "valley girl" accent.

Note: Not all gay men carry a fagcent - don't let stereotypes fool you. And also, some straight men carry fagcents, so beware.

Fred: LIEK OMG!!!! That skirt is sooooooooooooooo cute!
Barbara: Yo, y'alls fagcent be all up in mah gril!

by Erik June 17, 2006

Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

Facestracted

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

by XanderP81 July 30, 2010

Facestalking

Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.

Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.

by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009

facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.

facestat.com is fun, but harsh.

by lmk34 May 13, 2009