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faginosis

pronunc: fay'j-in-o-sis

A portmanteau of fag and vagina and metamorphosis.

1) The metamorphosis from the state of being a fag to that of being a full-fledged vagina.

2) The state of being a "full-fledged vagina" having recently been a "total fagot".
Jay: It's Saturday night and Brandon refuses to go out with us because his woman won't let him.

Kurt: Lay off Brandon, dude. He's going through nasty faginosis, and there's no return. I should know, I've been through it myself.
by fillwould May 29, 2010
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Fagatopium

The gayest of the elements.

It is often left out of periodic tables because it can be viewed as offensive.

Can be used to describe a physical attribute of someone or something.
Example

Connor: did you here about the new element they discovered?

Dilon: No, what is it?

Connor: It's called Fagatopium but the teacher said she wouldn't put it in or periodic table.

Dilon:Why?

Connor: Cause she thought it was offensive

Dilon:Her periodic table is just like fagatopium, gay.
by Fagatopium is gay November 23, 2010
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fagtosis

the process in which gays, or fags, become more gay;

or the process in which straight people find their inner gay side and embrace it--> all straight people have a gay side;

(this process can be unintentional)
Oh, my gosh! Carlos just underwent his fagtosis!
Finally! I call dibs, Enrique!
by Dr. KG September 24, 2010
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Pronunciation: \ˈfagə-ˈtä-mik'elˈmas-tərifikalˌgä-r-ˈfü-ngləˈskit-ˌsȯlefonbonˈfarg-əlˈkākˈīn-ˌstīn/
An over-abundance of a collection of senseless mass.
Dude your room is such a Fagatomicalmasterificalgarfoonganschizlefonbonfarglecakenstein pile.
by Kilo1010 February 7, 2010
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fagotosis

when everything around you turns gay like a disease
why are all the girls turning bi, and the guys turning gay at school??

man, fagotosis is spreading
by R3ll March 13, 2010
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fagatoni

To be used ina derogatory manner toward a person of Italian descent. The intent is to liken the person to a pasta, which I can only assume is both Italy's national dish and president.
Fagatoni. When "wop" just won't do.
by Carl Killer Miller April 12, 2005
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fartosis

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.
Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
by three-m January 13, 2010
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