fafffing

Fucking Around For Fucking Forever. Describes the phenomenon of a group of people getting together to go out, and the interminable wait to get everyone and everything ready to embark on such endeavor.

We're all ready to go to lunch but he is always fafffing around on the computer or the phone when it's time to go.

by E305$ September 15, 2009

faffe

acronym: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.

"I went home to change my clothes and ended up faffe-ing for over 2 hours."

by RowdyRose September 15, 2014

faff

Fucking Around for Fucking Forever

Stop faffing and get down here, we haven't got all day.

He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.

by smartnut007 September 4, 2013

faff

The ability of making an easy, usually logistical, process complicated.

"We were supposed to be there an hour ago but with all the 'faffing' we were late."

by 7t7 January 29, 2008

faff

Used to describe owners of the ST205 variant of the Toyota Celica GT-Four, due to their tendancy to 'faff' about over their cars

Nice faff you got there.

or

Stop faffing about on that car/faff.

by GT4 February 19, 2005

#FAFF

Fuck A Fake Friend

Or

Someone who goes against what you want to do 24/7

Friend 1:Will you spot me some money for some Briqs Ice Cream?

Friend 2: Nah man get your own

Friend 1: (in their head & on twitter) man.. Fuck a fake friend #FAFF...

by KelNet8 June 13, 2014

faff

Womans sexual organs

Suck her faff

by Dom Jackson June 12, 2004