by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 12, 2013
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- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;
- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;
- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;
- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;
- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).
Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.
- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;
- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;
- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;
- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;
- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).
Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.
"Justice Scalia clearly suffers from faith-derangement syndrome. What we need is for the Notorious R.B.G. (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) to go midevil on his ass."
by Lomits October 14, 2018
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by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019
Get the farthole fucker mug.A monotheistic religion founded by the prophet Baha'u'llah during the 19th century in Persia which emphasizes the spiritual unity of mankind. Baha'u'llah means "The Glory of God," in Arabic. A follower of this religion is known as a Baha'i. Baha'i means "Follower of Glory" or "Follower of the Light." Baha'is have been persecuted in Iran because it is not an official religion in that country. Which is why their headquarters is in Israel. The official religions of Iran are Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Zoroastrianism. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad once stated that "When we speak of religion, we refer to 'divine' religion. In our country, we follow that law. A law that is based on the majority vote of the people."
While the Baha'i Faith promotes the unity of mankind, it condemns homosexuality. This "may" not be the case for all Baha'is however. Just like how some Christians do not oppose homosexuality. Along with believing in one God, Baha'is believe that all prejudice is destructive and must be overcome and they believe that science and religion are one. They also believe that all major religions come from God and both men and women are viewed as equals. Their holy books are primarily the Kitab-i-Aqdas and the Kitab-i-Iqan.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 5, 2011
Get the Baha'i Faith mug.A Christian rock band consisting of Eric Cartman (vocals), Token Black (bass guitar), and Butters Stotch (drums). Their self titled album went myrrh after becoming highly successful among christian rock fans. Popular songs from the album include "The Body of Christ", "Three Times My Savior", "I Found Jesus (With Someone Else)", and "Jesus Touched Me".
Faith + 1 is the most awesome band ever!
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!
by t1616 May 24, 2009
Get the Faith + 1 mug.I always had a theory the Black Eyed Peas sucked ass, but that song I got a feeling just proved it; so I guess that makes my theory a factheory.
by Mopery May 2, 2011
Get the factheory mug.The attempt made by the unfortunate toilet user to be left with only a few sheets of toilet paper to finish the job with.
Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.
Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.
"I can't believe you managed to get away with The Wipe of Faith, I tried the same thing the other day and ended up soiling myself"
by Andy Pineapple January 13, 2007
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