factster

thinks he knows everything, but in reality knows little about nothing; and is willing to make up false facts to prove ridiculous, untrue points.

Wow, Nolan is such a factster.

by softball17 September 28, 2010

Factoe

A persons face that resembles a big toe.

That person looks like a factoe.

He/she has a big factoe.

by Ashpl0306 June 1, 2017

factored

To unexpectivley experience bad luck for a reason that may be unknown to most

It's unfortunate that Brian was factored when that beam fell and knocked him out.

by partial101 June 3, 2009

factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.

A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

by euphemistmo January 7, 2018

Factotally

When something is totally true - to the point of becoming fact

"Did you forget to call to let me know you would be home?!"
"I factotally tried, but it was busy!"

by Word*Smith August 27, 2008

factonese

the language of a person who only speaks facts

I only speak factonese

by django'sbaby July 7, 2020

Factores

The translation from the English (Facts) to the Spanish (Factores). Used when a thing is fucking true.

-Auronplay es calvo

Factores-

by Ganxi January 23, 2022