Factsination is the process by which a person become "immune" to facts and science. As children, we all received vaccines to protect us from various viruses and bacteria. We became immune to these bugs.
In some groups, factsination is very common and reaches an incidence upwards of 50%.
It is felt to be a protective mechanism to shield these individuals from facts that might agitate or confuse them.
In some groups, factsination is very common and reaches an incidence upwards of 50%.
It is felt to be a protective mechanism to shield these individuals from facts that might agitate or confuse them.
He lived in the south, where factsination has become very widespread.
He was so factsinated, he believed Dino and Fred really lived at the same time!
They took all their children to be factsinated. When asked "why", the parents responded, 100% factsination is our goal to keep our children safe.
He was so factsinated, he believed Dino and Fred really lived at the same time!
They took all their children to be factsinated. When asked "why", the parents responded, 100% factsination is our goal to keep our children safe.
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It has many meanings. It can mean hello, cool, or excited.
This phrase was developed by a man who needed something funny for his web comic.
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Oh, Dave! Fackin' like a master.
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It would be fackin' like a master to play the gamecube.
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We're about to see Michael Jackson! I'm fackin' like a master at this moment.
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It would be fackin' like a master to play the gamecube.
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We're about to see Michael Jackson! I'm fackin' like a master at this moment.
by Patrick May September 3, 2004
Get the fackin' like a master mug.Another name for the Atkins diet, since it endorses foods low in carbs, but often very high in fat, thus making the dieter fat anyway.
Tammy: "Shit. Look at me. Why am I so fat?"
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."
by Nick D July 20, 2004
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Get the Factinate mug.1. When a group of people in a niche culture only discuss the aspects of said culture in a way that is inaccessible to all others.
2. Geeking out over something no one else understands.
2. Geeking out over something no one else understands.
"Those kids are facking over there complaining about their oboes cracking in the cold, snowy, weather."
"You silly kids are facking all over your video games!"
"You silly kids are facking all over your video games!"
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Get the Facking mug.A word straight from Stephen King: Equivalent to fucking.
Can also be used as in 'fucked up', 'fucker' or 'fucked', which would make 'facked up', 'facker' and 'facked'.
It's awesome when you say it because no one actually knows what it is, so if you're young enough to have nagging parentals but old enough to enjoy cursing, just say it with an extra-hard A, and drag it out: FAAAA-keen
Can also be used as in 'fucked up', 'fucker' or 'fucked', which would make 'facked up', 'facker' and 'facked'.
It's awesome when you say it because no one actually knows what it is, so if you're young enough to have nagging parentals but old enough to enjoy cursing, just say it with an extra-hard A, and drag it out: FAAAA-keen
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