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Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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Fartarded

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.
"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."
by sloh March 25, 2009
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fucktarded

1.A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded simultaneously 2. combining the phrase "fucking retarded" into one word, similar to "fugly" combining the two-word phrase "fucking ugly"
Many song and movie remakes are critically acclaimed, while those who think contrary claim remakes are fucktarded.

You'd be surprised how many fucktarded by-laws there are in your province/city/district which were passed long ago when they were relavent to ongoing issues.
by Nicholas M February 4, 2007
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FOXtarded

Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.
She actually thought the Muppets are anti-business! She must be FOXtarded! What a FOXtard!
by Johnnyface November 9, 2012
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fetarded

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.
Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.
by arnie123 April 22, 2010
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Fuktarded Assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."
by Your Mom August 5, 2003
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fucktardedness

Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.
Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"

*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*

Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."
by RepelHistory July 24, 2008
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