Facewake

When hundreds of friends, acquaintances, business partners, and classmates express their sorrow for a deceased Facebook member via the Facebook; a wake on the Facebook.

"Seen that fine bitch Mandy around?"
"Naw, man, ain't you heard? She died in a car crash a few nights ago. Everyone's been leaving messages at her Facewake."

by Strrrrrrretch! March 2, 2009

Facetwat

n. One who annoyingly posts a Facebook status multiple times an hour, often resembling a tweet.

John: Dammit! I'm sick of getting updates every time Jessica dillyfucks around!

Billy: She's such a Facetwat

by Foohtube October 5, 2010

facebreak

To take a break from a particular productive activity (tradionally homework) to check your Facebook. Normally results in a non-productive hour.

Beth: Yes! We just completed the first 3 problems of our Chemistry homework!
Mary: Time for a facebreak!



Joe: I was in the library reading and decided to take a facebreak, next thing I knew it was midnight and I had got nothing done.
Billy: Fail.

by Chelzz February 13, 2009

Facebreak

Facebreak - taking a break from Facebook when you have just had enough or just can not quit.

1. I had to take a Facebreak because I am getting nothing done at work!
2. I am taking a Facebreak because the comments on my status updates are causing me too much stress!
3. If I do not take a Facebreak my husband is going to leave me!

by MissRead February 19, 2010

Facebreak

Briefly suspending, or even closing out, your Facebook or any other social networking account.

Megan was spending too much time on Facebook, so she took a Facebreak.

by DefinED October 29, 2012

facebreak

The act of being broken up with on facebook.

I was going to break up with Pat in person, but I thought it'd be easier just to facebreak with him.

by Joeyar April 19, 2009

Facebreak

Facebreak: An act of douchebaggery that involves preemptively removing one's relationship status before notifying girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or significant other, also the action that should result to the person who instigated the facebreak. (see facebreak-ING)

Karl Selewski has so many women he makes things easier on himself with use of Facebreak

by Bailejor April 26, 2010