Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

facehugger

The "facehugger" is a creature that as created by the artist H.R. Giger in the "Alien" movies. Facehuggers typically lie dormant in eggs until they sense the movement of a possible host, at which point they hatch. They attack by attaching themselves to a host's face and implanting them with an alien parasite, using a tube which is inserted into the host's mouth. This process varies in length from about 15 minutes to a few hours. After they have implanted the embryo, they detach from their host and die. The alien embryo then grows inside the host's ribcage and bursts out of them after a period of a few days, although this timeframe may vary.

All you have to know is if you see one of these things, run for the hills.

by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005

internet faces

These are commonly used internet expressions used to show certain emotions. Instead of explaining how they feel, people will use an expression to represent it. This is also used for emotions that you may feel is something that can only be shown.

Internet faces
:-D This would display happinness.

:( This would display sadness.
:P This would display a number of things.

by JaxRelasso August 15, 2011

facestalk

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.

I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.

by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007

Facehoof

A my little pony version of a facepalm

Rainbow Dash: So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one!
Fluttershy: (inhale) ...yay.
Rainbow Dash: Facehoof Ugh... You're gonna cheer for me like that?

by Spoonbank March 1, 2012

FaceSpy

A Human Resources Facebook lurker who befriends virtual friends of friends for the sole purpose of getting dirt on either an existing employee to terminate them, or a prospective employee to ascertain character quality.

Jack didn't get the job, because a FaceSpy saw his streaking pics from Bay to Breakers.

by hightidetech June 30, 2009

facesitting goddess

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass

I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess

by anon14 December 20, 2006