facerbating

To masturbate while Facebooking

Yes, I was facerbating to your girlfriends photos. She shouldn't have approved that friend request.

by Chronic Facerbater October 24, 2009

Macerbation

When a group of people sit in the same room and talk to each other on Mac webcams instead of realy talking.

The three guys were going to do some macerbation in the family room.

by Adam Sokalsky January 19, 2008

fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009

fagurbation

when a male gives himself oral sex.

richard simmons loves fagurbation.

by Skittish February 28, 2008

Facedurbation

The act of masturbating over someone's Facebook pictures. Usually carried out by stalkers, obsessives and criminally insane sexual predators.

Facedurbation in the library is frowned upon

by museicman February 26, 2012

Faceturbation

When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.

Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..

*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*

*mom comes in*

Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?

by pinkzeppelin09 December 27, 2011

Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011