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Facekicker

If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.
by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009
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facejacked

When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.
"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."
by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009
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fonejacker

One man who seizes control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic.
fonejacker: Are cats flammible?

Man: Er.....yes, very I think.

Fonejacker: Excellent.
by pompey777 September 22, 2007
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fonejacker

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. and divert it from reason and logic
Fonejacker: Hello madam I am from your bank and unfortunatly a pigeon has gone into your account

Victim: Erm, Ok

Fonejacker: Now we need your details in order to enter the bank and remove the pigeon before it spreads bird flu

Victim: Ok I dont want that.

Fonejacker: Of course not madam

Victim: Ok my account password is ______ and my answer to the secret question is ______
by Hariki January 1, 2009
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Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.
Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.
by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010
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facefucker

losers who spend their day fucking around on face book instead of working because they THINK the world wants to know about their day.
They never get their work done because they're to busy being a facefucker
by r2kal February 1, 2009
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facejack

The act of breaking into someone's Facebook account and editing the profile to involve potentially embarrassing or humiliating information.
I don't actually love cock and think Hugh Grant is dreamy. I was facejacked! No, seriously!
by rock.star April 29, 2007
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